To celebrate 25 years since you bought this CD and brought it to middle school, the Vandals present to you the sickest beach towel ever created, capable of absorbing over 30 gallons of grade A diarrhea. *Winner of 2nd best "Great Gift Idea" award at recent pancake breakfast.

Printed on one side only
52% cotton, 48% polyester
Made in China. Printed in the USA
The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
Fabric weight: 360GSM*